1 00:00:32,170 --> 00:00:35,070 Once representing an unlimited supply of food, 2 00:00:35,610 --> 00:00:41,530 years of drug and lifestyle 3 00:00:41,530 --> 00:00:48,510 excesses had left most of the human race 4 00:00:48,510 --> 00:00:53,510 undefended for consumption. 5 00:00:56,510 --> 00:01:00,790 Faced with the possibility of starvation if this kept up, 6 00:01:08,910 --> 00:01:14,510 Different colonies of vampires developed with the intent of overthrowing each 7 00:01:14,510 --> 00:01:15,510 other. 8 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:21,930 Blood was all that mattered. 9 00:02:04,740 --> 00:02:06,180 Water is coming. 10 00:02:44,110 --> 00:02:45,870 Oh, look at that. 11 00:02:46,690 --> 00:02:48,970 Did you see the back bumper on that? 12 00:02:52,950 --> 00:02:55,450 Rip that shit apart, brother. What? 13 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:21,300 hey good looking you want to party 14 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:27,640 do you want me to blow your mind 15 00:04:35,850 --> 00:04:36,850 Come on. 16 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,320 it will. Get back there and cook those burgers, man. 17 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:41,920 Call the sheriff, man! 18 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,080 So you still want to fuck me? 19 00:06:57,660 --> 00:06:58,660 Yes. 20 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:05,850 Did you know better than us? 21 00:10:31,069 --> 00:10:32,069 Oh, you're good. 22 00:10:32,610 --> 00:10:34,730 But I used to travel these roads in a covered wagon. 23 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,880 Oh, shite, not again. 24 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,160 Help me get her to the couch. 25 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:32,660 I couldn't help it. 26 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,420 Someone was chasing us. 27 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,820 It could have been another cook or that same guy. 28 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,260 I'm so hungry. 29 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,400 Hungry? I'm bloody starving, love. 30 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:54,040 But I've been sucking on me own arm again rather than risk exposing us all. 31 00:11:57,170 --> 00:11:58,170 Sorry, sister. 32 00:11:58,430 --> 00:12:00,430 This is for recycling purposes only. 33 00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:08,890 I'm sick of this. 34 00:12:09,790 --> 00:12:11,790 We need clean up a lot. 35 00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:13,150 All right. 36 00:12:13,570 --> 00:12:16,590 Well, let's state in the obvious part of our plan to actually do something about 37 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:17,549 it then. 38 00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:20,530 I'm not sure, but it's time we got out of here. 39 00:12:23,050 --> 00:12:24,050 Where's Yayo? 40 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:26,010 Seems she's got a hot date. 41 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,250 a freak are you? 42 00:12:39,950 --> 00:12:41,090 You'll find out soon enough. 43 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 44 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,580 Look, I got to tell you something. 45 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:17,100 I had crabs like eight years ago. 46 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,400 He kind of just went away. 47 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,800 So I figured I'd just be honest and tell you. 48 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,840 I got some condoms. 49 00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:27,600 Got some dental dams in the car. 50 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,900 We can get up in there. 51 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,920 You pigs already polluted the air and the water. 52 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,640 Why'd you have to ruin this too? 53 00:15:10,579 --> 00:15:11,960 Baxter, we gotta talk. 54 00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:13,680 I can't do this anymore. 55 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,140 We gotta relocate or something. 56 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,080 We're out. We were gonna leave without you. Start packing your drinks. 57 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,440 I don't need anything at a shithole. 58 00:15:22,820 --> 00:15:23,820 Let's just go. 59 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,140 Do you have pun then? 60 00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:28,620 Yes. 61 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,360 We have to leave. 62 00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:38,300 Are you feeling any better? 63 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:39,880 No. 64 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,920 Our blood tastes steel now. 65 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,860 Look, you tried. It's enough for me. 66 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,480 But it's not enough for all of us. 67 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,840 Gotta be incognito, eh? 68 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,440 The plan is this. 69 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,140 First we need to refill. 70 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,660 Then we need to find out exactly what's going on. 71 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,260 Where are we going to go? 72 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:15,880 We're going to L .A. 73 00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:17,940 We're going to L .A. for clean blood. 74 00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:20,860 Don't look at me. 75 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,180 Ain't my plan. 76 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,860 Well, we actually agree to something. 77 00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:25,540 Amen to that. 78 00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:48,310 Burning. Cut it out. 79 00:16:48,610 --> 00:16:50,230 A lot of it died that way. 80 00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:51,990 Used to me. 81 00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,110 That's what makes it funny. 82 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:19,200 Next town, we need to fill up on gas and boat. 83 00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:20,820 Boat. 84 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:57,500 Okay, Sid, Sid, I want you to take a look around, all right? 85 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,940 Yale, Yale, try not to make too big a thing. 86 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,540 Don't look at me. 87 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:03,920 Your girl's a troublemaker. 88 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,480 Sid, I'm gonna take a look around back, okay? 89 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,680 Be good. 90 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,840 Not fucking likely. 91 00:19:37,899 --> 00:19:40,460 Yummy. Looking good enough today. 92 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,580 Oh, shit. 93 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Excuse me. 94 00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,020 What are you traveling to? 95 00:19:58,220 --> 00:19:59,220 Hollywood. 96 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,420 You're coming in here too? 97 00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:15,810 You ever make it with one of those golden darlings before? 98 00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:17,530 She's me? 99 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,530 No. Are you kidding? 100 00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:22,810 I've never done anything like that. 101 00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:26,150 But I'd like to, though. 102 00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:32,730 I use a woman's room because it's a lot cleaner, you know? 103 00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:36,250 Ladies, they don't piss all over the floor like men do. 104 00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:41,390 How do I look? 105 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,520 You look better without. 106 00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:44,580 Okay. 107 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,440 Well, then, what are your most popular items in here? 108 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:53,800 Well, actually, especially on weekends, condoms are our best seller. 109 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,160 Really? 110 00:20:58,260 --> 00:20:59,720 Well, then, we'll take some of those. 111 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:07,340 I'm sorry I didn't scare you, but this I do mean. 112 00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:10,060 Did you hear something? 113 00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:13,460 That's probably just my stomach growling. 114 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:26,740 You act like you've never been with a woman before. 115 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,800 Well, no. Not like you mean. 116 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,820 Not like I mean, for sure. 117 00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:33,940 What's that? 118 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,360 I'm not finished. 119 00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:38,820 Come on, father. 120 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,280 You've been a good boy, right? 121 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:43,900 No drug? 122 00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:47,800 Maybe just too much beer once in a while. 123 00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:50,040 Only once in a while. 124 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,100 Goodbye. 125 00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:05,400 Now look, lover boy. 126 00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:09,760 You keep your eyes right here, and you'll like what's... 127 00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:17,140 Oh, it's nothing. 128 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,520 Watch me. 129 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:21,620 Only me. 130 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,060 I feel so nice. 131 00:22:51,310 --> 00:22:53,610 Beautiful as my mother looked at her wedding picture. 132 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,120 He's the one who's been hunting our crime. 133 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,800 This isn't your church, Holy Moose, but it will be your grave. 134 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:33,160 Cut this Christ's liquor deep. 135 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,200 They're never in a hurry to go back to hell. 136 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,720 This used to be a quiet town. Now you've got to lock your doors. 137 00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:19,000 I'm sure you heard what happened today, right? 138 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,240 Yeah. 139 00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:22,860 Well, there's these two guys. 140 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,080 They found them. 141 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,480 Their blood was completely drained from their body. 142 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,780 And that happened right up the road. 143 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,440 Really? 144 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,160 Really. That's very interesting. 145 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:40,640 Interesting. 146 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,340 That's what you call people dying? 147 00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:50,390 What'll it be, Father? 148 00:26:51,230 --> 00:26:52,230 Whiskey. 149 00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:12,290 Well, it ain't funny, is it? 150 00:27:13,010 --> 00:27:14,010 You got that right. 151 00:27:21,969 --> 00:27:22,969 Leave it. 152 00:27:31,190 --> 00:27:33,410 Well, two of a kind, huh? 153 00:27:34,350 --> 00:27:36,490 Well, you two can be rude to each other. 154 00:27:37,270 --> 00:27:38,690 Because I got something to do. 155 00:27:47,130 --> 00:27:50,570 And so why are we stopping again? 156 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,060 This is even more pure. 157 00:27:58,380 --> 00:27:59,920 Looks a bit dodgy to me. 158 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:03,420 Can you smell them? 159 00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:05,500 Yeah, I can. What are we waiting for? 160 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,840 Honey, are you awake? 161 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:44,850 Is that your van out there? 162 00:29:45,390 --> 00:29:46,390 Who wants to know? 163 00:29:47,090 --> 00:29:48,090 Well, I... 164 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:51,960 What the hell is going on? 165 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,160 It's a little unfinished, so just relax. 166 00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:57,500 Relax? Okay. 167 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,600 Relax is not high on my list at the moment. 168 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,860 You are one raw motherfucker, aren't you? 169 00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:08,160 Is that some way to talk to a priest? A priest? A priest who drinks whiskey and 170 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,280 kills people with a samurai sword? Are you done? 171 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,980 Look, lady, I don't have the time. 172 00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:14,180 The name is Roxy. 173 00:31:15,860 --> 00:31:16,860 All right, Rodney. 174 00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:17,999 You all right? 175 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000 Yeah. 176 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,220 A little freak, but... I'm okay. 177 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,800 I thought I heard a noise outside. 178 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,600 Did you check the babies? 179 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,340 Yeah, I just did. They're fine. 180 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,880 It's okay. 181 00:32:18,940 --> 00:32:20,080 You're all right. 182 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,320 Sorry. 183 00:32:25,540 --> 00:32:27,000 Get yourself cleaned up. 184 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:29,560 Bang. 185 00:32:36,430 --> 00:32:38,690 Let's see now. Where was I? Yeah, I remember. 186 00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:40,610 Is that your van outside? 187 00:32:40,950 --> 00:32:41,809 Yeah, it was. 188 00:32:41,810 --> 00:32:42,810 Give me the keys. 189 00:32:42,930 --> 00:32:43,689 Say what? 190 00:32:43,690 --> 00:32:45,050 I'm not going to repeat myself. 191 00:32:45,270 --> 00:32:48,170 Well, then maybe you can blow yourself because I'm not giving you the keys. 192 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:10,940 You hit me, motherfucker. 193 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:14,240 Okay. 194 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,400 Where to? 195 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,120 What the hell was that thing? 196 00:33:18,340 --> 00:33:19,600 You saw it. You know what it was. 197 00:33:19,980 --> 00:33:21,540 So vampires are for real. 198 00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:23,920 Stakes in the heart, coffins. 199 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,580 They only come out at night. All that. That's pop culture bullshit. 200 00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:29,600 There's all kinds of vampires. 201 00:33:29,820 --> 00:33:31,780 Yeah, just like all kinds of people. Yeah, that's right. 202 00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:34,640 And all kinds of people fight amongst themselves. So do vampires. 203 00:34:05,630 --> 00:34:09,650 I want to take it back. 204 00:34:10,870 --> 00:34:13,190 But did you... I don't want anymore. 205 00:34:14,170 --> 00:34:15,949 Seems like the thing to do. 206 00:34:18,710 --> 00:34:20,090 That feels so good. 207 00:34:22,050 --> 00:34:23,810 Try a bit without stopping. 208 00:34:29,949 --> 00:34:30,949 Okay. 209 00:34:31,590 --> 00:34:32,730 Whatever makes you happy. 210 00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:34,770 I'll get the other one. 211 00:34:46,469 --> 00:34:47,510 Who are we chasing? 212 00:34:49,489 --> 00:34:50,489 There's four of them. 213 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:53,650 I've been chasing them for as long as I can remember. 214 00:34:54,929 --> 00:34:58,790 But I'm noticing more and more they're growing weak. They need their pure 215 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:04,280 They're becoming extinct and fighting amongst themselves for the remaining 216 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:05,038 of us. 217 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:08,000 Why? You're not telling me that there are more of them than us. 218 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:13,040 No, but... How do I explain this to you? 219 00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:20,860 This rig of yours, it can run on any kind of gas. 220 00:35:22,740 --> 00:35:26,260 Well, let's say you had a high -performance aeromobile, but it's got to 221 00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:29,320 high test and be tuned to perfection or it can't get out of the gate. 222 00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:31,230 Vampires are the same. 223 00:35:32,510 --> 00:35:34,590 They live forever. They do amazing things. 224 00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:36,790 But they live on blood. 225 00:35:37,290 --> 00:35:41,890 And if there's a hint of bad blood, one of the victims fouls up their system. 226 00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:48,170 So, a diabetes, alcohol, and drugs. 227 00:35:49,330 --> 00:35:52,710 The water we drink, the food we eat, hell, most of us are so polluted we're 228 00:35:52,710 --> 00:35:53,710 inedible. 229 00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:55,890 Well, then they are righteously both. 230 00:35:56,610 --> 00:35:57,770 That makes them more dangerous. 231 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,090 They're ravenous red, pure blood. 232 00:36:01,690 --> 00:36:02,690 Let's hit it. 233 00:36:07,470 --> 00:36:10,710 I know I heard something. 234 00:36:13,210 --> 00:36:14,210 I do too. 235 00:36:22,190 --> 00:36:23,190 She's gone! 236 00:36:24,690 --> 00:36:25,790 She's still sleeping. 237 00:36:41,290 --> 00:36:42,290 Why are we stopping? 238 00:36:42,990 --> 00:36:44,450 They've been here. Maybe still are. 239 00:36:45,590 --> 00:36:47,050 What are you, psychic or something? 240 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:48,330 Or something. 241 00:37:20,140 --> 00:37:21,560 At least the babies are still alive. 242 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,080 Don't do that! 243 00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:33,100 Damn. 244 00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:36,500 This group here has it out for families and kids. 245 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:15,360 Damn vampire baby. 246 00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:17,300 They're the worst. 247 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:35,540 And there's two cribs here. 248 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:39,620 So that means there's got to be another one. 249 00:38:44,930 --> 00:38:48,070 And if you want to learn how to survive, keep your eyes peeled and take notes. 250 00:38:48,110 --> 00:38:49,110 Come on. 251 00:39:14,670 --> 00:39:16,310 Yeah, better than Brandon's blood. 252 00:39:17,090 --> 00:39:18,290 What's a pothole's name? 253 00:39:18,570 --> 00:39:20,490 Well, I would have avoided that if I could see. 254 00:39:22,910 --> 00:39:24,750 Someone's wig is blocking my view. 255 00:39:24,970 --> 00:39:29,150 I gotta keep my fans from recognizing me. What fans? That was 90 years ago 256 00:39:29,290 --> 00:39:30,750 You know those people? They're long dead. 257 00:39:31,110 --> 00:39:35,210 God damn it. You said you'd obey the speed limit, not attract the coppers. I 258 00:39:35,210 --> 00:39:36,210 did. 259 00:39:36,450 --> 00:39:37,450 Fuck! 260 00:40:04,620 --> 00:40:05,620 Driver's license and registration. 261 00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:19,740 Get out of the car. 262 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,600 You heard him! All of you get out now! 263 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Out of the car. 264 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:28,380 Put your hands on the hood. 265 00:40:37,070 --> 00:40:38,070 Search him. 266 00:40:38,090 --> 00:40:39,770 Probably I'll carry him. 267 00:40:40,470 --> 00:40:41,490 Grab him. 268 00:40:51,230 --> 00:40:52,830 Don't you straighten me out. 269 00:40:55,850 --> 00:40:56,850 Sorry, sweetie. 270 00:40:57,210 --> 00:40:58,510 I don't fuck trash. 271 00:40:59,830 --> 00:41:00,830 Throw that. 272 00:41:01,690 --> 00:41:04,270 Some guys like trash. 273 00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:08,060 All right, little lady, let him go. You suckers don't know who you're dealing 274 00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:09,060 with. 275 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:21,260 Well, looks like your other one doesn't know who he's dealing with. 276 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,380 I don't need these. 277 00:41:34,730 --> 00:41:36,850 You better stop drinking, or we'll just kill each other. 278 00:41:38,210 --> 00:41:39,870 We outnumber them. Let's get it on. 279 00:41:40,310 --> 00:41:41,310 Yeah, let's see. 280 00:41:42,990 --> 00:41:43,990 There's a pureblood. 281 00:41:44,310 --> 00:41:47,250 He's been following us. You let us go, you can have him. 282 00:41:49,010 --> 00:41:51,670 There's a dip in that road. We just came from that road, and he's coming around 283 00:41:51,670 --> 00:41:52,448 that bend. 284 00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:53,590 Why should I trust you? 285 00:41:53,950 --> 00:41:56,870 Well, you look like you've been around long enough to remember when we were the 286 00:41:56,870 --> 00:41:57,808 hunted. 287 00:41:57,810 --> 00:42:01,070 When there was honor amongst thieves, so to speak. 288 00:42:01,410 --> 00:42:02,410 What do you mean? 289 00:42:02,990 --> 00:42:04,170 We don't have much time. 290 00:42:05,090 --> 00:42:06,090 Get her off me. 291 00:42:10,690 --> 00:42:16,750 If my problem is I watch too many movies, yours is you don't watch a 292 00:42:17,530 --> 00:42:19,210 I'll put that on my to -do list. 293 00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:21,370 That should be a long list by now. 294 00:43:09,270 --> 00:43:10,930 You ready back there, Fowler? 295 00:43:12,070 --> 00:43:13,070 Just about. 296 00:43:13,270 --> 00:43:15,110 Would you like to see the registration officer? 297 00:43:15,990 --> 00:43:16,990 Oh, yeah. 298 00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:21,910 Can you help me? 299 00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:23,990 The guy I'm with? 300 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,700 He thinks we're chasing vampires. 301 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,440 Really? 302 00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:32,940 You see that silver bucket back there? 303 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:35,980 There's a baby inside it. 304 00:43:37,340 --> 00:43:39,660 He thinks it's a vampire baby. 305 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:44,520 How about that? 306 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,600 I've seen some wild shit last night. 307 00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:54,600 I don't know, vampires? Move! 308 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,240 Dead yet? 309 00:44:28,580 --> 00:44:29,580 Getting there. 310 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000 What are you doing? 311 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:36,080 Well, to be specific, I have to get my sword out of his hand to cut out their 312 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,380 hearts and destroy them. 313 00:44:50,580 --> 00:44:51,580 Hollywood. 314 00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:54,520 You wanted to see it. 315 00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:55,860 There it is. 316 00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:58,480 Come on, love. 317 00:45:06,940 --> 00:45:07,940 There? 318 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,020 What did you expect, a castle with flying monkeys? 319 00:45:35,950 --> 00:45:38,110 The kids around here know this is a vampire house? 320 00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:40,350 Kids know, but the adults don't believe. 321 00:45:41,630 --> 00:45:42,630 Except you. 322 00:45:43,590 --> 00:45:44,590 Kids know. 323 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,080 I'm just a child at heart. 324 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,400 Let's check this place out. 325 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,680 They've got all the windows covered. 326 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,780 Yeah, it must be like those old -time movie vampires can't stand the light. 327 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,660 But you just said they're movie vampires, so they'll be sleeping in 328 00:46:45,660 --> 00:46:46,900 what's it called? Yeah. 329 00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:49,380 That would be boxes of bird. 330 00:46:49,620 --> 00:46:50,620 Yeah, exactly. 331 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,660 You telling me to stay out here? 332 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,540 In my experience, the safest number is one. 333 00:48:59,530 --> 00:49:01,090 There it is. What? 334 00:49:02,430 --> 00:49:04,510 What you wanted to see. Go check it out. 335 00:49:08,130 --> 00:49:09,450 I'll just wait for that. 336 00:49:10,810 --> 00:49:12,310 We're a Marilyn Monroe star. 337 00:49:13,990 --> 00:49:14,990 No way. 338 00:49:23,310 --> 00:49:24,610 Legend meets reality. 339 00:49:24,990 --> 00:49:26,870 Welcome to the City of Angels. 340 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,920 No, just a horse. 341 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:45,580 It's staying in a lot. 342 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:47,920 Yeah. 343 00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:49,520 Oh, I'd love to, huh? 344 00:49:50,820 --> 00:49:52,000 Yeah, I know what that is. 345 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:54,160 Yeah, okay. 346 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:55,320 Until then. 347 00:49:58,840 --> 00:49:59,840 We going someplace? 348 00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:03,220 Yeah, we gotta cover our track before sundown. 349 00:50:06,860 --> 00:50:07,860 Right now? 350 00:50:09,020 --> 00:50:10,080 That's almost sundown. 351 00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:12,900 How about I introduce you guys to my old friend? 352 00:50:28,780 --> 00:50:31,700 This isn't done. 353 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:35,700 They got a connection. 354 00:50:36,540 --> 00:50:37,920 Max sold them that planet. 355 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:42,640 you don't think there'd be more in the french be my guess 356 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:48,220 hey check this out 357 00:50:48,220 --> 00:50:55,100 when was the last time you saw one of these um like never see 358 00:50:55,100 --> 00:50:55,740 anybody come 359 00:50:55,740 --> 00:51:02,400 oh 360 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:03,780 bloody hell 361 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:08,940 Maybe they're so traditional they can't stand running water. See, it's a mosque 362 00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:11,280 or something. God, these friends of yours are pigs. 363 00:51:11,540 --> 00:51:12,600 I mean, just look at this place. 364 00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:18,700 This is pure. 365 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,580 They must have plenty if there's enough to waste. 366 00:51:25,220 --> 00:51:26,380 What is that? 367 00:51:29,380 --> 00:51:30,840 No, this doesn't add up to me. 368 00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:33,680 It's been a while since we've seen them. 369 00:51:34,380 --> 00:51:37,020 They may have, you know, gone downhill. 370 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:38,620 Gone feral? 371 00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:41,080 No, maybe. 372 00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:43,720 Quick, Ford, stop again. 373 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,320 Better get your vampire butts over here. The party's starting. 374 00:51:55,260 --> 00:51:56,980 Sure. What's that address again? 375 00:51:57,300 --> 00:51:58,300 Cielo Drive. 376 00:51:58,420 --> 00:51:59,420 Last hour. 377 00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:02,220 It's a dead -end road. You can't miss it. Better hurry. 378 00:52:02,460 --> 00:52:03,640 It's your kind of party. 379 00:52:06,420 --> 00:52:12,940 Yeah, we'll be there soon. Did they buy it? 380 00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:14,960 I don't know. 381 00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:17,720 Whose house is this? 382 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,960 They call themselves the Gold Street Gang. 383 00:52:21,340 --> 00:52:22,340 Are they like us? 384 00:52:22,580 --> 00:52:24,500 The last we heard, it was down to one couple. 385 00:52:24,820 --> 00:52:26,080 They helped Baxter here. 386 00:52:26,740 --> 00:52:30,880 How would you put it, Baxter? You might say, they made me who I am today. 387 00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:35,610 I just figured they'd show us the ropes about L .A., the blood, etc. 388 00:52:36,370 --> 00:52:37,630 But they're nighters. 389 00:52:38,130 --> 00:52:39,930 They'd be in our way and vice versa. 390 00:52:40,250 --> 00:52:41,510 I'll believe there'd be enough to go around. 391 00:52:44,330 --> 00:52:45,249 All right. 392 00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:48,470 Well, let's go. They shouldn't be too hard to pick out of a crowd. 393 00:52:55,770 --> 00:52:56,870 Where are your things at? 394 00:52:57,610 --> 00:52:58,610 Come in, anyways. 395 00:53:11,839 --> 00:53:13,680 Thank you. 396 00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:33,060 I haven't seen this many in one place forever. 397 00:53:34,060 --> 00:53:35,060 It's incredible. 398 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,640 And they're all at peace with each other. 399 00:53:37,900 --> 00:53:40,980 You know what it must be like, Max? Don't be profane. 400 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:43,400 Heaven. 401 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:45,680 Oh, 402 00:53:45,900 --> 00:53:46,900 stop it. 403 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,260 Oh, sorry. 404 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:58,600 Let me get blood all around. 405 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:00,320 Sure. 406 00:54:04,650 --> 00:54:05,650 Have you seen Max around? 407 00:54:05,950 --> 00:54:09,130 Oh, I haven't seen him. But I'm sure he's around here somewhere. 408 00:54:12,850 --> 00:54:14,790 Bathroom? Last door on your left. 409 00:54:15,110 --> 00:54:16,110 Don't treat that. 410 00:54:23,670 --> 00:54:24,649 Hey, Max. 411 00:54:24,650 --> 00:54:25,970 You seen any sign of him yet? 412 00:54:26,450 --> 00:54:28,350 No. It's a big party. 413 00:54:28,830 --> 00:54:29,830 Have a look around. 414 00:54:32,350 --> 00:54:33,490 Hey, let's just split up. 415 00:54:34,060 --> 00:54:35,060 and see what we can find. 416 00:55:06,030 --> 00:55:07,030 Yeah, just a second. 417 00:55:16,370 --> 00:55:17,690 How's the party going out there? 418 00:55:18,830 --> 00:55:22,790 Guys all drunk and passed out. Chicks start making out with each other again. 419 00:55:23,990 --> 00:55:28,310 Yeah. Why is it all these fakey female vampire types? They're all pussy. 420 00:55:29,710 --> 00:55:31,210 Sure they hit on you, huh, princess? 421 00:55:31,590 --> 00:55:32,870 I wouldn't give them a chance. 422 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,340 Movies would move like that. 423 00:55:38,700 --> 00:55:40,380 Shall I use the view? Picture. 424 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:43,800 Movies, Annie. 425 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,280 You're too young to remember. 426 00:55:45,780 --> 00:55:46,840 I'm not that young. 427 00:55:47,540 --> 00:55:49,020 You're too young in my book. 428 00:55:54,300 --> 00:55:56,580 Hey, is that movie old enough for you to be in it? 429 00:55:58,420 --> 00:56:00,580 Actually, much closer here. 430 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:03,920 How'd you do that? 431 00:56:06,410 --> 00:56:08,130 I know vampires are eternal beings. 432 00:56:11,350 --> 00:56:14,610 I was on my way to being big, and Stalin came in. 433 00:56:15,110 --> 00:56:16,410 He said I had an accident. 434 00:56:24,530 --> 00:56:25,530 Sample? 435 00:56:26,530 --> 00:56:27,930 I don't think he's going to make it. 436 00:56:29,610 --> 00:56:30,970 Plenty more where he came from. 437 00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:37,960 You said to stop coming past me to get me naked. 438 00:56:38,420 --> 00:56:39,640 I didn't. I promise. 439 00:56:40,940 --> 00:56:43,220 So does that mean you don't want to see me naked? 440 00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:45,440 Absolutely not. 441 00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:50,060 Everyone that comes to one of Max's vampire happenings wants to flirt with 442 00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,560 Sometimes they get fucked. 443 00:56:53,820 --> 00:56:56,880 But I'll do whatever they want as long as they can pay for it. 444 00:56:58,580 --> 00:57:02,120 Speaking of, what can you guys afford? 445 00:57:02,570 --> 00:57:03,690 Tonight, you pay the price. 446 00:57:12,890 --> 00:57:15,350 Just a minute. 447 00:57:19,890 --> 00:57:22,230 Oh, well, don't mind me. I'm down in here. 448 00:57:42,910 --> 00:57:43,910 Please help. 449 00:57:44,350 --> 00:57:45,630 You don't want my help. 450 00:57:46,350 --> 00:57:47,350 Please. 451 00:57:47,490 --> 00:57:49,090 This is the only help I can give you. 452 00:58:23,410 --> 00:58:24,810 What? The war? 453 00:58:25,070 --> 00:58:26,070 All this. 454 00:58:27,330 --> 00:58:28,490 You're just hungry. 455 00:58:29,050 --> 00:58:30,230 Don't think about it. 456 00:58:31,390 --> 00:58:33,090 Tell me about the old days again. 457 00:58:34,690 --> 00:58:36,330 We wanted to live forever. 458 00:58:37,270 --> 00:58:38,450 Change the world. 459 00:58:38,910 --> 00:58:39,910 Kill God. 460 00:58:40,230 --> 00:58:42,970 Be free to do whatever we wanted to do. 461 00:58:44,390 --> 00:58:49,770 But we spent too much time indulging instead of changing. 462 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:52,920 We started to gather enemies. 463 00:58:55,060 --> 00:58:59,300 Now we're nothing more than an endangered being. 464 00:59:00,140 --> 00:59:01,600 But we're still here. 465 00:59:02,020 --> 00:59:03,300 We're still together. 466 00:59:04,220 --> 00:59:05,240 We're not alone. 467 00:59:06,820 --> 00:59:08,140 We'll always need them. 468 00:59:09,460 --> 00:59:10,860 They're just food. 469 00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:18,200 You can't tell me you have so little pity that you actually believe that's 470 00:59:20,910 --> 00:59:21,910 I have to. 471 00:59:27,910 --> 00:59:31,630 You know them vampires fear the sun, so most of them headed home. 472 00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:34,110 Right. Forgot about that. 473 00:59:35,670 --> 00:59:36,790 Hey there, pretty mama. 474 00:59:38,030 --> 00:59:39,030 What a beat. 475 00:59:39,370 --> 00:59:42,530 Nothing. I actually like my drinks a little thicker than that. 476 00:59:44,830 --> 00:59:46,350 You like your men the same way? 477 00:59:54,180 --> 00:59:55,580 What the hell's going on with you? 478 01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:03,140 Sorry. 479 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:04,860 This is someone I ate earlier. 480 01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:06,400 Someone she ate? 481 01:00:07,060 --> 01:00:08,840 Let me show you what she means. 482 01:00:15,420 --> 01:00:17,440 You're the one from the Gold Street house. We came here to find. 483 01:01:02,730 --> 01:01:04,550 Don't tell me you didn't need my help this time. 484 01:01:05,370 --> 01:01:06,950 Well, I might have gotten there in time. 485 01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:10,310 We got to get out of here before the others find us. 486 01:01:14,070 --> 01:01:15,690 Don't stop helping me now. 487 01:01:16,170 --> 01:01:17,170 Grab her legs. 488 01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:00,490 What's that? 489 01:02:01,030 --> 01:02:02,370 Come back in here. 490 01:02:02,950 --> 01:02:04,150 You can find out. 491 01:02:06,170 --> 01:02:07,550 Who the hell are you? 492 01:02:08,810 --> 01:02:09,970 That would be Max. 493 01:02:11,010 --> 01:02:13,850 This is his house and his party. What's left of it. 494 01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:15,820 After all, you fucking vampires. 495 01:02:18,340 --> 01:02:21,420 Don't stand there. This is a respectable neighborhood. 496 01:02:21,940 --> 01:02:24,480 Get that body in there before someone calls the cops. 497 01:02:26,620 --> 01:02:28,080 Vampires can be so stupid. 498 01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:31,920 Starved to death by his own mate. 499 01:02:33,860 --> 01:02:37,340 Oh, she even cut off his brightness. 500 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:42,120 You vampires never had any morals, but this is ridiculous. 501 01:02:43,470 --> 01:02:44,810 Well, she's dead now. 502 01:02:45,750 --> 01:02:48,010 I didn't know any of us were left. They could die that way. 503 01:02:49,830 --> 01:02:51,490 Well, the one who killed her knew. 504 01:02:52,970 --> 01:02:54,930 Just by looking at her, it would work. 505 01:03:01,330 --> 01:03:04,590 Don't come in here unless you're done throwing up. 506 01:03:06,590 --> 01:03:07,590 I won't. 507 01:03:09,430 --> 01:03:12,370 And your would -be assassin also knows what this means. 508 01:03:13,450 --> 01:03:19,250 This is something that athletes of Christ chanted before they would go out 509 01:03:19,250 --> 01:03:20,650 kill for God. 510 01:03:21,790 --> 01:03:25,330 Only a few super holy motherfuckers ever used the same. 511 01:03:25,750 --> 01:03:31,090 Because only the most righteous could kill without being damned themselves. 512 01:03:32,270 --> 01:03:34,210 It was to let the undead know. 513 01:03:34,690 --> 01:03:35,690 Know what? 514 01:03:35,910 --> 01:03:37,790 That life can cancel out evil. 515 01:03:38,050 --> 01:03:41,070 A palindrome exact reverses of each other. 516 01:03:42,050 --> 01:03:45,390 Really? I thought it was just the name of a black Sabbath album. 517 01:03:45,630 --> 01:03:46,850 Shouldn't you be throwing up? 518 01:03:47,510 --> 01:03:51,170 No matter how you say it, it means you're all dead. 519 01:04:14,730 --> 01:04:17,550 More of a minister of death. 520 01:04:25,210 --> 01:04:26,350 What's that you throw at me? 521 01:04:27,850 --> 01:04:28,850 Regular. 522 01:04:30,150 --> 01:04:31,150 Unleaded. 523 01:04:34,190 --> 01:04:37,130 Superiority complexes have killed more of you than anything else. 524 01:04:39,090 --> 01:04:41,790 You don't have a choice as to what you are or what you do. 525 01:04:42,810 --> 01:04:44,170 But this guy... 526 01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:50,340 I mean, every day he wakes up and thinks, I'm tired of eating in and 527 01:04:50,340 --> 01:04:51,340 Oprah all day. 528 01:04:51,460 --> 01:04:57,840 For a change, I'll go to Egypt and finish reading The Seven Pillars of 529 01:04:57,840 --> 01:05:01,600 Or maybe I'll go down to TJ for a little BJ. 530 01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:10,200 But instead, every single day, he chooses to hunt you down like the rabid 531 01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:11,200 that you are. 532 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:14,720 Hold on a second. 533 01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:16,200 We had a deal. 534 01:05:16,460 --> 01:05:18,100 We agreed to part ways. 535 01:05:19,420 --> 01:05:22,000 So you're saying you should fear the priest? 536 01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:23,600 Help me up. 537 01:05:28,220 --> 01:05:31,020 Look at yourself. 538 01:05:32,380 --> 01:05:33,520 You already do. 539 01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:42,240 Come on. You know killing me won't stop the war. 540 01:05:43,180 --> 01:05:44,460 And let me bring it here. 541 01:05:45,100 --> 01:05:49,280 Oh, I hope so. It all started with Benedict, and it'll finish with him. 542 01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:50,560 So you know us. 543 01:05:51,580 --> 01:05:52,680 No, don't! 544 01:05:53,100 --> 01:05:55,760 No. How many times have I heard that? 545 01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:01,000 I told you a long time ago I wanted out. 546 01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:04,640 I used to have real vampires at my vampire parties. 547 01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:09,960 Now it's just rubber fangs and black mascara. 548 01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:17,240 Now that the last two ghost treaters are gone, my days of being a blood pusher 549 01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:20,240 are over as soon as I get the three of you the hell out of here. 550 01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:22,280 Listen, Max. 551 01:06:22,860 --> 01:06:26,080 This killer priest has one of us. 552 01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:28,300 Where would he take her? 553 01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:30,840 If he wants you to find him, 554 01:06:31,660 --> 01:06:33,220 the card would be the clue. 555 01:06:34,300 --> 01:06:35,780 How long have you been second blood? 556 01:06:36,100 --> 01:06:37,100 Oh, no, 20 years. 557 01:06:37,460 --> 01:06:38,700 20 years. Let's see. 558 01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:43,120 You feed twice a week, hell, that's over a thousand people. I don't know if I 559 01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:46,400 have enough ground for that. 560 01:06:48,980 --> 01:06:54,220 So, when I run out, we'll just have to improvise. 561 01:07:13,260 --> 01:07:14,940 is worse for you than I thought. 562 01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:17,380 What is it? 563 01:07:17,620 --> 01:07:21,820 The first use of the term live evil on this continent. 564 01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:28,160 It says the undead went into upheaval over food dominance. 565 01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:35,500 The church sent a group of warrior priests on a suicide mission to sort of 566 01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:36,500 out the herd. 567 01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:43,670 The battle took place at Vele de Incendio, roughly translated as To the 568 01:07:43,670 --> 01:07:44,670 of fire. 569 01:07:44,950 --> 01:07:49,110 I was looking for gold on my way to California when I got caught up in that 570 01:07:49,630 --> 01:07:54,030 It made me what I am today, according to Banks. 571 01:07:55,410 --> 01:07:58,730 It was known as the holiest ground in the state. 572 01:08:00,350 --> 01:08:04,070 Miracles happened there. That seems a little too symbolic to be coincidence, 573 01:08:04,310 --> 01:08:05,269 don't you think? 574 01:08:05,270 --> 01:08:07,730 This priest couldn't know my connection to it. 575 01:08:08,170 --> 01:08:10,690 If it makes you feel better to believe that. 576 01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:15,460 Basically, you couldn't be any more fucked 577 01:08:49,740 --> 01:08:51,580 Some fresh plasma for you guys. 578 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:55,380 Come on. 579 01:08:55,420 --> 01:08:56,439 Max, come on. 580 01:08:58,220 --> 01:08:59,220 Nothing. 581 01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:01,880 Take it. 582 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,000 You'll need it. 583 01:09:04,220 --> 01:09:10,540 As for me, I intend on enjoying my retirement in peace. 584 01:09:11,740 --> 01:09:14,160 I can't do anything else for you guys. 585 01:09:15,479 --> 01:09:18,500 Now leave and never come back. 586 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:24,460 Also, help me God, I'll drive a stake through your black hearts myself. 587 01:09:26,380 --> 01:09:28,040 I love you too, Max. 588 01:09:28,899 --> 01:09:31,319 Yeah. Take care of yourself. Hey, Max. 589 01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,500 Hey, Max. Oh, Max, I need you to leave. 590 01:09:38,359 --> 01:09:39,359 Hey. 591 01:09:41,859 --> 01:09:42,859 Benedict! 592 01:09:43,540 --> 01:09:45,340 That friend you're looking for. 593 01:09:45,939 --> 01:09:46,939 Yeah, all right. 594 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,800 You do know she's already dead. 595 01:10:46,250 --> 01:10:47,910 Breaking news in the cowboy murder. 596 01:10:56,090 --> 01:11:00,530 Over the last several years, TCAT 9's expose has stretched from the California 597 01:11:00,530 --> 01:11:05,510 desert all the way to New Mexico near the Arizona border up in State 40. 598 01:11:05,770 --> 01:11:10,770 Several bizarre murders have taken place at a truck stop diner in Defiance and 599 01:11:10,770 --> 01:11:12,290 this bar a few nights ago. 600 01:11:12,940 --> 01:11:16,860 The mysterious cowboy hat -wearing suspect was seen approaching this bar on 601 01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:18,820 before entering through a back entrance. 602 01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:26,100 If he's such a badass vampire hunter, why is it taking you so long to track 603 01:11:26,100 --> 01:11:27,019 four people? 604 01:11:27,020 --> 01:11:28,420 A little more complicated than that. 605 01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:30,440 What about your family? 606 01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:31,840 Got to know. 607 01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:45,040 They killed him. 608 01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:48,240 Dad, I could have got over it. 609 01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:09,000 I had to cut my own father's hands off to get the chains off myself. 610 01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:11,420 But it's fading his heart. 611 01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:23,700 I've been alone in this ever since. 612 01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:28,160 Reading the good book to find out how to do bad things to evil beings. 613 01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:31,820 Waiting until the day I can don my father's clothes to even the score. 614 01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:33,380 What about your mother? 615 01:12:34,340 --> 01:12:35,880 I talked enough for one night. 616 01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:40,880 Look, Roxy, vampires, they get stupid when they get angry. 617 01:12:41,580 --> 01:12:47,320 And I need every edge I can get to kill their fucking souls once and for all. 618 01:12:51,530 --> 01:12:52,570 Just one more thing. 619 01:12:53,250 --> 01:12:58,790 If you're bitten by one or killed by one, do you become one? 620 01:12:59,050 --> 01:13:00,050 Not always. 621 01:13:00,290 --> 01:13:04,950 Some say only those who are guilty already are those who were seduced by a 622 01:13:04,950 --> 01:13:06,350 vampire rather than just killed. 623 01:13:06,830 --> 01:13:08,630 What about those babies we found? 624 01:13:09,130 --> 01:13:10,610 Were they seduced by them? 625 01:13:11,130 --> 01:13:12,650 Females probably killed them. 626 01:13:13,390 --> 01:13:16,050 The babies trusted them and that was enough. 627 01:13:19,150 --> 01:13:20,410 Trust in the wrong people. 628 01:13:20,950 --> 01:13:22,870 That's fucked me up plenty of times. 629 01:13:26,490 --> 01:13:27,790 Gotta feed the baby. 630 01:14:08,970 --> 01:14:09,970 Not too much. 631 01:14:10,750 --> 01:14:12,350 Need to keep you a little hungry. 632 01:14:42,540 --> 01:14:45,360 So if this place was so holy, why is it deserted now? 633 01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:49,340 Because only lunatics believe in miracles and exorcisms anymore. 634 01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:54,260 The priests here were run out as heretics and the church was 635 01:14:54,340 --> 01:14:56,660 Sounds more like our kind of place than his now. 636 01:14:57,440 --> 01:14:58,440 Let's hope so. 637 01:16:26,940 --> 01:16:27,940 They're not stopping. 638 01:16:28,620 --> 01:16:29,620 Neither are we. 639 01:17:44,450 --> 01:17:45,450 That's Yale. 640 01:17:46,090 --> 01:17:47,170 Oh, my God. 641 01:17:48,990 --> 01:17:49,990 Don't let's be. 642 01:17:51,190 --> 01:17:52,190 Let her rip. 643 01:18:04,110 --> 01:18:07,190 Oh, I will fuck him in hell. 644 01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:18,260 That really pissed him off, all right. More than I planned. Come on. 645 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,240 Thanks for letting him come along. 646 01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:31,360 Shut up. Run faster. 647 01:18:31,700 --> 01:18:32,700 Don't flip. 648 01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:34,880 Very fun. 649 01:19:32,910 --> 01:19:34,250 Not like a pro. 650 01:19:34,730 --> 01:19:36,830 How many more of those traps you got around here? 651 01:19:37,090 --> 01:19:38,090 Enough, I hope. 652 01:19:42,730 --> 01:19:45,010 Come over here. 653 01:19:45,230 --> 01:19:46,230 No! 654 01:19:52,150 --> 01:19:53,150 Remember me? 655 01:20:12,430 --> 01:20:13,570 You've been following us for months. 656 01:20:15,410 --> 01:20:18,910 Years. That means very little to us, because we have all we can take. 657 01:20:19,150 --> 01:20:20,150 Who are you? 658 01:20:20,410 --> 01:20:21,410 You still don't remember? 659 01:20:22,690 --> 01:20:23,690 Disappoint me. 660 01:20:23,790 --> 01:20:27,410 But that's way down the list of reasons why I have to kill you. 661 01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:15,180 How about a little help, huh? 662 01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:16,580 How about a lot of help? 663 01:22:30,860 --> 01:22:33,840 No, no, no, that's holy water. Pour it into the stump. Into the stump! 664 01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:36,860 Oh, jeez. 665 01:22:43,540 --> 01:22:47,700 Come on, more blood! 666 01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:53,620 Take it in the fire until it burns. 667 01:23:09,740 --> 01:23:10,740 What's that smell? 668 01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:12,840 Priest. Medium rare, I think. 669 01:23:15,460 --> 01:23:16,520 It's getting dark. 670 01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:21,500 They're gonna get more powerful. We can't laze about or they'll... Find us? 671 01:23:25,980 --> 01:23:28,520 Get her! 672 01:23:28,980 --> 01:23:30,320 The priest is mine! 673 01:24:12,430 --> 01:24:13,590 But at least a bit familiar? 674 01:24:14,730 --> 01:24:16,530 It was white and big to me. 675 01:24:17,470 --> 01:24:20,850 Well, bloodstains are hard to get out, especially in the blood of a hell spawn 676 01:24:20,850 --> 01:24:21,850 like you. 677 01:24:24,430 --> 01:24:25,910 What's the matter? You were lovers once. 678 01:24:26,510 --> 01:24:28,350 He was a priest. You corrupted that. 679 01:24:28,930 --> 01:24:31,210 But then he moved into the desert and became a minister. 680 01:24:34,490 --> 01:24:36,110 That wasn't good enough for you. 681 01:24:37,990 --> 01:24:39,010 Oh, my God. 682 01:24:55,180 --> 01:24:58,680 You can't stand the sound of a crying baby, even if it's not your own. 683 01:24:59,140 --> 01:25:02,820 Although this one is as much as yours, as I was. 684 01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:18,660 I'm not sorry that I did not turn into the gray -haired fat mommy Owen wanted. 685 01:25:27,850 --> 01:25:30,610 You're as beautiful now, Mother, as the first day I hated you. 686 01:25:42,270 --> 01:25:46,950 Got her, Priest. 687 01:25:47,910 --> 01:25:50,850 You stop whatever hellish thing you're doing to Cindy and let her go. 688 01:25:51,430 --> 01:25:54,470 You let her go, or I will kill this one. 689 01:25:55,030 --> 01:25:56,030 We're killing her. 690 01:25:57,320 --> 01:25:59,280 It won't save you any more than all the others you've killed. 691 01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:06,560 I still killed this one who became your whore, but who started out as my mother. 692 01:26:07,680 --> 01:26:08,820 No, please don't. 693 01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:10,840 I love her. 694 01:26:12,060 --> 01:26:16,540 I did it all because I love her. Killing a love is still killing, and killing 695 01:26:16,540 --> 01:26:18,320 like you do, out of hate. 696 01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:19,560 Is it any better? 697 01:26:20,820 --> 01:26:24,540 No, that sword cuts both ways, don't you think, priest? 698 01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:26,880 I could have believed in all my life. 699 01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:28,520 That's for sure. 700 01:28:41,340 --> 01:28:45,460 If you'd have been killed by a vampire and unwillingly, you would have turned 701 01:28:45,460 --> 01:28:47,840 soon. I was just along for the ride. 702 01:28:50,620 --> 01:28:51,620 When did you know? 703 01:28:52,620 --> 01:28:53,620 Last night. 704 01:28:54,140 --> 01:28:55,180 Trusting the wrong people. 705 01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:57,480 That's fucked me up plenty of times. 706 01:28:57,700 --> 01:29:00,820 You said you've been fucked over by trusting the wrong people. Why didn't 707 01:29:00,820 --> 01:29:04,600 say trusting the wrong vampires, huh? You've cleaned out that lay of all the 708 01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:05,600 vampires for me. 709 01:29:12,010 --> 01:29:15,750 Now, I can live there nicely, all by myself. 710 01:29:17,130 --> 01:29:19,530 I've been starving since I met you. 711 01:30:43,050 --> 01:30:44,050 Don't do that! 712 01:31:23,050 --> 01:31:24,470 We could have a place like this. 713 01:31:25,870 --> 01:31:26,870 Kids. 714 01:31:29,110 --> 01:31:31,290 Everything these people have. 715 01:31:33,010 --> 01:31:34,010 Yeah. 716 01:31:35,970 --> 01:31:37,550 Wouldn't that just be horrible?